So there was this farmer, see, and one day he finally hit it big in the lottery. Big money. Millions. Kind of money you dream about. The press arrives at his farm to get the daily feel-good story. First reporter sticks her microphone in the farmer's face and asks, "So, what are you going to do with all that money?"
"Jeez," he replied, "I thought I'd just keep farming 'til the money runs out."